Tried a little experiment last night.
No, it did not envolve my wife, the Adam and Eve diry schoolgirl pack, or copulous amounts of Captain Morgan “Bite” (if you like lime in your Cap’n Coke I suggest give it at least a try, but snobbish me likes the real thing if I can be bothered to quarter them after buying the $.49 pack of citrus at Target). Since this is was a poker blog you get poker more often than poke her news which if her parents are reading happened just three times over the past 12 years.
Had to test the goods before breeding of course.
Anyhow… this month is a slight dip back into the playing pool of FPPs, FTPs, and any other acronyms used at the various poker sites for their frequent player points/VIP programs. My intent is to achieve SilverStar again at Stars, and some variation of Iron Man at Full Tilt (this is split into Bronze, Silver, Gold, IRON MAN *cue Ozzy to jump out of your laptop looking a bit confuzzled asking you to score some Oxycontin while the rest of Black Sabbath starts up the BBBWWWWWOOOOWWWW I. AM. IRON. MAN). Thanks to the new heroin of poker, Rush Poker is allowing people like myself (low rollers who don’t keep a lot of cash online) to achieve status at their site so I can purchase a couple of college educations from their FTP store. Saves a lot of trouble scrapping by on ramen noodles and our new peddle-powered cars so that my kids can enjoy the wonders of Anthropology 201: The Study of Ancient Byzantine Sponges at the college of their choice.
Or that nikon camera might come in handy hitting up the beach for the two weeks during the summer that we can be outside from 1:00-1:15pm without having to wear five layers. I kid, its actually three weeks and thanks to global warming there’s an extra five minutes of beach volleyball and sand castles.
To the poker! Ok, I fired up the following to see which would produce the most “points” at the two sites mentioned above in beautiful blue underline because I enjoy both and have friends working there so please support them or you’re responsible for pulling them away from the back row of Mr. Cashman two cent slot machines at the Four Queens as they try to win back their once stable paycheck while double fisting $.99 shrimp cocktails with the pissed off look of someone who just had their puppy kicked. No pressure.
Full Tilt: One famous “Rush Poker” table $.25/$.50 blinds (because I’m a BALLER!)
PokerStars: Eight No Limit Omaha 8 or Better tables with $.25/$.50 blinds and a complete lack of bankroll management since I keep no more than $600 on the site at all times
The play lasted for about ninety minutes as AlCantHang hopped on the girly chat and Twitter with pictures of those delicious TastyKakes only found in the heavily wooded area of Pennsyltucky which made my mind wander back to the greatest convenience store in the world, and also the site where I spent a little time with two police officers and failing horribly to appear sober while slobbering on a freshly made philly cheesesteak after last call at the Boathouse.
Zero focus, good for writing, bad for poker. Live and learn on the interwebs folks we’re here for you.
Ok, after ninety minutes of half attention I manage to not blow my meager bankrolls at the respective sites and managed to shuffle cash from one site to the other as par on most nights when I play at both.
PokerStars: +$42.89
Full Tilt: -$29.24
Since I do not play NLHE cash games often without being surrounded by the good folks who normally come here, what’s with the new “let’s-limp-aces-and-call-everything” style of play seen at Full Tilt? The monsters under the bed radar goes way up after a can of Surly Furious and seeing this passive to the extreme play no less than four times in 90 minutes. While I never played them for stacks, I did crack the aces twice with two pair simply because check-call all the way down is better left for a limit game. Nonetheless, there were no horrible stackings after being down over a buy-in, I only lost a little less than a buy-in thanks to a flopped set of jacks and someone who just couldn’t fold his/her pocket fours in the last five minutes of the session.
PokerStars went better despite getting stacked five minutes after pouring said beer, and in puke-and-rally form made a decent profit on the night thanks to people who try playing Omaha Hi in a split game.
The important stuff:
Full Tilt: 147.16 FTPs (last 15 minutes of play was during “Happy Hour” thus points were doubled, would have waited for Happy Hour to start, but sleep is a fun thing to do when your daughter is bound to wake you at 2am to search for her Rainbow Care Bear)
PokerStars: 225.18 VPPs
Note: PokerStars gives you VPPs to “rank” you in their VIP hierarchy but gives you FPPs at the same rate while multiplied by your “rank”. Example: as a “SilverStar” I get a 1.5 multipler so I received *gets calculator* 337.77 FPPs to use in their store last night.
I thought it would be a wash but mutli-tabling still held king over the crack table BUT the risk of ruin is much higher with funds so far spread out, I’ll continue this little experiment throughout the month as time and cookie monster kids permit as there’s a poker game in G-Vegas next month that I will flying out for and need the practice against people who treat chips like lego blocks.
